The Resource 超happy笑話王, 法悟怖, (electronic resource.)

超happy笑話王, 法悟怖, (electronic resource.)

Label
超happy笑話王
Title
超happy笑話王
Statement of responsibility
法悟怖
Creator
Subject
Genre
Language
chi
Summary
經典、笑話、精選、笑死、無厘頭、神經病。超瘋狂!醫院、飛機也惡搞,天天笑話,搞笑糗事一籮筐,笑死人不償命!經典爆笑語錄,打開本書之前是要先深呼吸的阿̃愛乾淨有一個漂亮小姐,上公車後從包裡拿出紙巾使勁的擦了擦座位,正要坐下時,放了一個屁,旁邊的一個先生聽到了,打趣地說:「小姐真是愛衛生,擦了那麼久,還要吹一下!」有兩個傻子想開鞋店,聽說鱷魚的鞋值錢,他們就去河裡抓鱷魚了,還真沒少抓,都四十多隻了。一個傻子說:「大哥,抓到第五十隻鱷魚牠要是再沒穿鞋我們就別抓了吧!」買車一農民到汽車銷售店拿出兩千元:「買輛TOYOTA GT。」女店員:「什麼?」農民:「門口寫著TOYOTA GT2000啊?」女店員:「你去對面吧,那裡賓士600。」古董鐘我搬家時擔心工人弄壞古董鐘,於是決定親自搬。當我吃力地搬鐘走在街上時,一小孩跟在後面看了半天最後問:「叔叔,你幹嗎不用手錶呢?」藥方一工人大便不通去醫院作檢查,醫生檢查後給此人開了一個藥方,民工到取藥處一看是一卷衛生紙,不解,醫生說:「以後不要再用水泥袋擦屁股了!」圍牆醫院為防止病人出逃外設一百道圍牆,兩精神病患者仍欲逃出醫院。於是趁著夜黑努力翻牆至第三十道牆下甲:「累了嗎?」,乙:「不累。」於是二人繼續向外翻至第六十道牆下。甲:「你累了嗎?」乙:「不累。」於是二人繼續向外翻至第九十九道牆下。甲:「你累了嗎?」乙:「累了。」甲:「那好,我們翻回去吧!」蠢事某天,兩個神經病騎著腳踏車去複診,出發前其中一個突然把腳踏車輪胎的氣放掉。「你在幹什麼?」另一個問。「喔,因為我踩不到踏板,所以我想把氣放掉應該就踩得到了。」他回答說。然後他看見第二個神經病跳下車,把車把和坐墊拿起來,並把它們的位置對調。「你又在做什麼?」第一個神經病問。「哼,如果你一定要做這種蠢事,那我乾脆掉頭回家算了!」病人甲:「怎麼樣?這本書寫得還不錯吧?」病人乙:「太好了!真是曠世巨作。一點廢話都沒有,簡潔有力。不過有一個缺點,就是出場人物太多了!」護士:「喂!你們兩個...快把電話薄放回去。」一少婦倒垃圾,不小心滑倒在垃圾堆裡,正要爬起,被一撿破爛的老頭摟在懷裡,老頭感慨的說:「城裡人就是不會過日子,這麼好的東西說不要就不要了。
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法悟怖
Index
no index present
Literary form
fiction
Nature of contents
dictionaries
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  • Fiction
  • Humor (Fiction)
Label
超happy笑話王, 法悟怖, (electronic resource.)
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http://link.overdrive.com/?websiteID=372&titleID=2147302
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Edition
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1 online resource
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electronic
Isbn
9789865808389
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(electronic bk)
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computer
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Label
超happy笑話王, 法悟怖, (electronic resource.)
Link
http://link.overdrive.com/?websiteID=372&titleID=2147302
Publication
Note
Title from eBook information screen.
Carrier category
online resource
Carrier category code
  • cr
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Color
multicolored
Content category
text
Content type code
  • txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Dimensions
unknown
Edition
1.
Extent
1 online resource
Form of item
electronic
Isbn
9789865808389
Isbn Type
(electronic bk)
Media category
computer
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
  • c
http://library.link/vocab/ext/overdrive/overdriveId
33404273-94b4-4a07-9ffb-4c5ef4f1e5d6
Specific material designation
remote
System details
Requires Adobe Digital Editions (file size: 21490 KB)

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